itsdelovely:

(via scarlettohara)

hahahaha

that bird looks bigger than she is

(via cross-stained)

my room looks so uninviting and sad.

Buster Keaton

I found out last night I can draw a pretty good portrait of him off the top of my head.

Anne St.Marie

tobia:

Billie Holiday

(via plasticbrain)

Diana Ross playing her in a movie just ruined Diana Ross for me. she looked and sounded nothing like billie. but the movie was good.

Greta Garbo

(via cross-stained)

feshfesh:

(via boyhood)

javzzdevereux:

(via jamesdeanlives)

oneradhuman:

Erik Refner*

allthatis:

(via movieoftheday)

FEAR!!!

itsdelovely:

(via milesadrift)

For some reason, I really like the fact that Lana and Ava were friends.

brighterlonger:

nickdrake:

Swear in French

“Oh, merde!”, Oh, shit!
“Va te faire foutre, trouduc” , Fuck off, asshole
“fils de salope,” “Son of a Bitch”
(C’est des) conneries! (This is) bullshit!
Batard, Bastard
Casse toi!, Piss Off
Connard, Idiot
Debile, Idiot
Encul , Faggot!
Enculer une mouche, go fuck a fly
Fils de pute, Son of a bitch
Fils de salope, Son of bitch
Fous le camp, fuck off
J’ai envie de chier ,I want to shit
J’en ai rien ? foutre ,I don’t give a fuck
Je t’emmerde! ,Screw you!
Je vais te baiser., I’ll fuck you
L?chez mon clito ,Lick my clit
L?chez mon cul, Lick my ass
La putain de ta race, Whore of your race
Mais qui diable ?tes-vous?, Who the hell are you
Merdi! ,Shit
N’exag?re pas!, Don’t push it!
Nique ta m?re, Fuck your mother
Petite pute, Little whore
Quel tar?!, What a nerd!
Sacre bleu, oh my god!
Salaud!, Bastard!
Salope, Bitch
Ta gueule , Shut up
Ta mere la pute, Your mum’s a whore
Ta mere suce des bites en enfer, Your mother sucks cock in hell
Truie, Slut
Tu d?connes ou quoi?, Are you crazy
Tu d?lires!?, Are you crazy!
Tu et un ane , Your a jackass.
Va t’empaler encule, Go fuck yourself
Viens m’enculer , Fuck me
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?, Will you go to bed with me?
Vous ?tes (des) malades!, You people are sick!
Vous les vousco chez avec moi?, Will you sleep with me?
baise toi , fuck you
jouir, cum
le con, la conasse, la chatte cunt
manges la merde, eat shit
maudite vache, asshole/bitch/etc
mon dieu, My God!
putain, pute, whore
pute, bitch
tu m`emmerdes!, Fuck yourself!
va te faire foutre, go fuck yourself
vas faire foutre a la vache , go fuck a cow.
vas te faire enculi, fuck you
Ãa craint!, It sucks!

if only i could pronounce them right

the number of dishes i woke up to sitting in my sink from my family’s little super bowl party last night. It’s piling on to the counter. I’d just make someone else do it but how can i use the sink now?